The Motley Fool is growing and growing fast. With any rapid growth, scale and efficiency are key. We are desperately seeking a new Fool to investigate, test, and learn their way in to creating value by finding those little gaps in our systems and processes. In this new and important role you will absolutely be improving systems and processes, establishing new systems and processes, or combining systems and processes to create efficiency.
Initial Project List Draft:
Have you ever begun the walk or drive from Starbucks to the office and a tiny drip of coffee magically, intentionally pops from the edge of your cup on to your finger? We at The Fool have noticed that the amount of time we spend cleaning up the coffee spills from the annoying, magical drip from a Starbucks cup is small amounts of time that add up over the year. The successful candidate will experiment with the Starbucks coffee cup to determine why that drip appears, seems to have a mind of its own, and is intent on attaching itself to my shirt or desk. There it is again, what the heck is going on with the devil drip?
We at The Fool are long time users of Microsoft’s incredible invention, The Outlook. Long ago The Outlook discovered that the most efficient way to get from one meeting to the next is to allow zero seconds in between meetings. It is a real stroke of genius, meetings can start right away one after the other will absolutely no breaks. At The Fool we haven’t yet figured out how to master the lofty goal The Outlook has laid out for us. We need to experiment with running super-fast, cloning, time travel, or riding cheetahs to take full advantage of TOKES – The Outlook Kalendaring Efficiency System.
Everyone knows that interns are super smart, get great work done, and…wait for it… we don’t ever have to spend time getting to know them or their name. There is a lot of time spent at The Fool getting to know each other, having fun together, and collaborating. This could be just a big waste of time. We’d like to transition our full work force to be interns who do great stuff AND we don’t have to get to know them on any personal level. Each intern will be named Templeton I (male) or Temptress I (female). We will need to train them not to eat all of our free food, though.
One pass through our office and you can see that the more computer monitors we have the more efficient we are. We’d like to move to a point where every Fool has six monitors minimum. Math and strength will be key for this task. There is a lot of ordering and heavy lifting in this role. You will need to be able to count the number of monitors currently on people’s desk, subtract that number from six, and then go get that new number for setup. Again there is a first number, some subtraction with that number and the goal number, and then a determination of need based on the final number. Pivot table training will be provided through FoolU, our internal University.
We are big on standing desks, treadmill desks, and cycling desks. This promotes health and yes, speed! With speed comes getting things done faster. We know that when we combine our core values with great ideas amazing things happen. Fun, Competitive, and Collaborative are two of our core values and, well,
why should they be a part of everything? We’d like to take this to the next level with the Fool Sports Desk. In this scenario you will be able to play full court basketball, soccer, and tennis while using your laptop. Fools can work, play, compete, collaborate, get healthy, and win. We are winners.
If these are the types of projects that get you excited and ready for systems, processes, efficiency, strategery, systems, and process then apply now!